Once apon a time there was a lil old man who was only 2 inches tall had a long beard and loved fire crackers and his nahbor had a viscous dog who ate anything and everything one day he went for a swim in dogs dog dish and the dog got thirsty and swallowed up the lil old man from the dog dish and dog chocked on the old man and threw him back up the man got up and started running (waddling) away but the dog wanted to eat him now and so the dog chased him and swallowed him to his tummy but the dog put up a good fight the old man remembered … WAHBAMMMMM!!!!!!!... The dog’s tummy went everywhere and the old man crawled out and walked away kind of chewed up the end!